- Religion (it's the cause of so much trouble which is ironic if you think about it)
- People who stand still on travelators
- Wrappings on CD's and DVD's, they never come off like they are suppose to
- Black and White television sets (I just don't get it)
- Radio's/Music on Motorbikes (what the hell is that about)
- Motorbikes with the silencer removed (should be a law against it)
- Visible panty lines (its so unattractive, especially when you see 4 butt cheeks)
- Mondays (for obvious reasons)
- Plaid Shirts (unless you're a lesbian in which case I love them)
- Cowboy Hats (unless you're an actual cowboy)
- American street slang (unless you're using it on the streets of America)
- Fat people who take tiny bites of food at meal time (please, who do you think you're kidding)
- Women who put on makeup with a shovel (there are enough drag queens in the world already)
- Shop assistants who stalk you as you shop and show you things you're not remotely interested in
- Decaffeinated Coffee (seriously, what is the point)
- Wigs that look like wigs (if everyone can tell you're wearing one then why bother)
- Skinny people who say they are over weight (how much attention do they want)
- Adverts on the internet (is there no escape)
- Obvious ear hair (why would you not get just rid of it)
- Unibrows, use a wax strip for God's sake!
- People who stand on the left when the sign clearly says stand on the right!
- Queue jumpers (if there is a God you will all burn in hell)
- People who use mobile phones in a lift (how stupid can you be ..... there is NO RECEPTION)
- Junk Food, why would you label a food as 'Junk' and still eat it
- People who chew maltesers (they're missing out on one of the greatest taste sensations every!)
- Thongs (a thin strip of material buried in the crack of your arse for what?)


This list is a work in progress!